Celeste: "Daddy? What does 'sexy' mean?"
Me: "Uhm, it's kind of the same as attractive."
Celeste: "Daddy? What does 'gut' mean?"
Me: (Starting to look around at the magazines in the check-out lane to figure out where this is coming from) "Uhm, it's the same as a tummy."
Celeste: "Why do women have tummies and men have guts?"
Celeste: "Men's Health says 'Loose Your Gut', but Women's Health 'Sexy Tummy Today'. Why do men want to loose their tummies?"