Tuesday, August 16, 2005

More About Montana Later But ...

My town publishes a crime report from the city police each week on its LISTSERV. The final item on today's edition:
08-13-05 THEFT, [...]: at approximately 9:30 a.m., an unknown suspect stole several boxes of Rogaine from a drug store in this area.
It doesn't say, but I'm guessing they're looking for someone with a receding hairline.

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