Tuesday, June 14, 2005
I was trying to gather some of the various Cheerio's and bits of cheese, sweet potato, and everything else she'd moved from the highchair tray to her mouth to the floor and therefore was probably begging to have the mango-and-spit conditioner added to hair.
Well, if I haven't said "sorry" by now, then uh, Sorry! I'm quite sure you didn't *really* have it comin'. And if you did, well, it's all fruit-flavored gelatin dessert under the bridge now. (My inner brat notes that you spray-painted my hair, and says "Neener.")
Today's Useless Fact Du Jour of the Day: Green (not Lime; just GREEN) Jell-O is the state dessert of Utah. *shudder* They put CARROTS in the "green" flavor, and cottage cheese or something like that in the red flavor. It's like some horrible Land that Lileks Forgot or something.
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